{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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Eglonaspididae is a family of extinct amphiaspidid heterostracan agnathans whose fossils are restricted to Lower Devonian marine strata of Siberia near the Taimyr Peninsula. In life, all of the amphiaspidids are thought to be benthic animals that lived most of their lives mostly buried in the sediment of a series of hypersaline lagoons. Amphiaspids are easily distinguished from other heterostracans in that all of the plates of the cephalothoracic armor are fused into a single, muff-like unit, so that the forebody of the living animal would have looked, in the case of elgonaspidids, very much like a hot water bottle with or without a pair of small, degenerated eyes and a simple, slit-like mouth positioned at the anteriormost portion of the cephalothoracic armor.
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