{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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