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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}

{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}

{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

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