{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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