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Alexander Alexandrovich Remezkov is a Russian political figure and a deputy of the 6th, 7th, and 8th State Dumas.
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The Church of the Covenant is a historic church on Euclid Avenue in Cleveland, Ohio's University Circle. It is a Presbyterian congregation and a part of the Presbytery of the Western Reserve.
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