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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"fact":"Perhaps the most famous comic cat is the Cheshire Cat in Lewis Carroll\u2019s Alice in Wonderland. With the ability to disappear, this mysterious character embodies the magic and sorcery historically associated with cats.","length":216}

{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}

{"fact":"Female felines are \\superfecund","length":31}

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