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Ronald Stanley Perry was an American athlete, coach, and athletics administrator who served as athletic director at the College of the Holy Cross from 1972 to 1998.

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David Prouty High School is a public high school located in Spencer, Massachusetts, United States. It serves the towns of Spencer and East Brookfield.\nIn the 2015 rankings of U.S. News & World Report Best High Schools, David Prouty High School was left unranked. The school serves grades 9–12 with a student-to-teacher ratio of 13:1.

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María Odulia Nicola Ruotti, also known as Chinita de Nicola, was a singer and composer from Paraguay who was blind from a young age.

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